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17 minutes ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 209 notes
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1 hour ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 576,124 notes

Forest of Shadows ©

Forest of Shadows ©

2 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 3,804 notes

lielabell:

keyweegirlie:

"He’s my cousin, Miguel."

You guys!! What if adult Derek has ALWAYS had the memories of when he was de-aged but thought they were all part of some weird dream and his reaction the first time we saw Stiles call him ‘cousin Miguel’ was him realizing that Stiles was that weirdo kid that he had ‘dreamed’ about. I’d totally read that fic….

I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT FIC

2 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 13,258 notes

because the only hope for me is you alone

Sterek Week: Monday » Lyrics & Quotes
3 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 1,385 notes

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

4 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 578,553 notes

my-name-is-long:

fandommember:

lucifersdalek:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

croatoan-fighter-fallen-angel:

all-around-obnoxious-arsehole:

silence-falls-in-the-end:

evanescent-fallen-angel:

waltherwhites:

remember when the doctor took the midnight train going anywhere

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Let’s not.

Let’s not.

Oh no

Oh no

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Donna Doesn’t remember

Donna Doesn’t remember

4 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 42,611 notes

i-am-sher-221b-locked-in-berk:

bitterkidd:

beingruth:

potterheadfrom221bgotthetardis:

#periods

Periods.

periods. 

.

5 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 140,147 notes

pocketpadfoot:

I’m gonna start a gang. We all wear comfy sweaters and cute bottoms and go camp in the woods and talk about Harry Potter and roast marshmallows and drink lots of warm drinks while taking selfies

6 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 6,519 notes

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

6 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 282,725 notes
stunningpicture:

Artist Turns Her Two Year Old’s Sketches Into Painting

stunningpicture:

Artist Turns Her Two Year Old’s Sketches Into Painting

8 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 37,358 notes

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

8 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 995,967 notes

Vaguely NSFW Asks (do it, do it, do it!) IF YOU JUST FOLLOWED ME THEN DO THIS NOW.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
8 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 857,080 notes
Me: I ship them, do they get together?
Brother: you what them?
Me: ship. I put them on a ship and sail them out to the sea of love.
Brother: ....
9 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes